<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-245193880950227443</id><updated>2011-04-21T18:06:52.335-07:00</updated><category term='Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids'/><category term='500 Hilarious Jokes for Kids (Signet)By Jeff Rovin'/><category term='Be the Coolest Dad on the Block'/><title type='text'>jokes for kids</title><subtitle type='html'>Enjoy with your kid by jokes for kids</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes-for-kids.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/245193880950227443/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes-for-kids.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>wihok</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-245193880950227443.post-6891522794586511317</id><published>2008-06-01T07:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-01T07:49:22.011-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Be the Coolest Dad on the Block'/><title type='text'>Be the Coolest Dad on the Block</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://astore.amazon.com/jokes-for-kids-20"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41TKAD85TVL._SL210_.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://astore.amazon.com/jokes-for-kids-20"&gt;Be the Coolest Dad on the Block: All of the Tricks, Games, Puzzles and Jokes You Need to Impress Your Kids (and keep them entertained for years to come!)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By Simon Rose, Steve Caplin&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Availability: Usually ships in 24 hours&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Product Description&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An all-encompassing guide to entertaining, amazing, and possibly even educating children, Be the Coolest Dad on the Block provides the perfect excuse to stand on a balloon, play with grated cheese in the microwave, and unroll an entire roll of toilet paper, all in the name of spending time with your kids.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Written by a comedy writer and a cartoonist with thirty years’ combined experience as dads, Be the Coolest Dad on the Block is a cornucopia of practical parenting advice, like how to skip stones or teach a kid to ride a bike. It has answers to the pesky questions kids love, such as “Why is the sky blue?” or “Where do babies come from?” And it can help dads entertain large groups of kids with slapstick gags (“burp the alphabet”) or cool tricks (“the hole in the head”). Be the Coolest Dad on the Block also contains spooky myths for telling around the campfire and loads of quizzes and jokes for rainy days or endless car rides.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With a range of ideas to suit all situations and sensibilities, Be the Coolest Dad on the Block gives any dad the right stuff to be the wackiest and smartest guy in the room.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Product Details&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Published on: 2006-05-02 &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Released on: 2006-05-02 &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Number of items: 1 &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Binding: Paperback &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;192 pages &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Customer Reviews&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;cool it'sa good little handy hint book for dads. most of the tricks and things are probably stuff your dad did for you, but you've forgotten. hey what was old is new again. try it&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Works for anybody, not just dads I bought this after a recommendation on the Cool Tools blog. It seemed like a good way to learn some fun tricks to amuse children and generally be a cool guy. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Some see as "fun", others see as "essentail" Okay, it's not classic literature, but it fills a void which, for some, could be just as important. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;More :&lt;a href="http://astore.amazon.com/jokes-for-kids-20"&gt;http://astore.amazon.com/jokes-for-kids-20&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/245193880950227443-6891522794586511317?l=jokes-for-kids.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes-for-kids.blogspot.com/feeds/6891522794586511317/comments/default' title='ส่งความคิดเห็น'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=245193880950227443&amp;postID=6891522794586511317' title='0 ความคิดเห็น'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/245193880950227443/posts/default/6891522794586511317'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/245193880950227443/posts/default/6891522794586511317'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes-for-kids.blogspot.com/2008/06/be-coolest-dad-on-block.html' title='Be the Coolest Dad on the Block'/><author><name>wihok</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-245193880950227443.post-5757310727765336654</id><published>2008-06-01T00:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-01T01:15:38.019-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids'/><title type='text'>Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://astore.amazon.com/jokes-for-kids-20"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516B0W05JYL._SL210_.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://astore.amazon.com/jokes-for-kids-20"&gt;Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By Bob Phillips&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://http//astore.amazon.com/jokes-for-kids-20"&gt;Availability: Usually ships in 24 hours&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Product Description&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;âWhoâs there?â is the best set up line in comedy history. Now kids of all ages can knock hilarious jokes out of the fun park. Friends, family, and fellowâjokesters will be rolling in the aisles with laughter and secretly taking notes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This collection of the crazy and zany is from Bob Phillipsâwhich means everyone who hears these comic gems will laugh hysterically and fall to the ground in awe of the most awesome knockâknocks ever invented.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Product Details&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Published on: 2006-02-01 &lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Number of items: 1 &lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Binding: Paperback &lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;112 pages &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Customer Reviews&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Great snickering fun I have a grandson who loves "Knock-Knock" jokes. He was delighted to get this book as an unexpected present in the mail. His parents may wish I hadn't sent it by the time he works his way through all the jokes but I'm glad I did. Silly Grammy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids My kids are having a blast with this one. It's perfect for little ones that are really into the knock-knock joke scene. More knock-knock jokes than you ever thought possible.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Nothing awesome about these jokes This book should be edited down to a couple of pages. For example: Knock-knock. Who's there? Cedar. Cedar who? Cedar chest is where I store my clothes. Really?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More : &lt;a href="http://astore.amazon.com/jokes-for-kids-20"&gt;http://astore.amazon.com/jokes-for-kids-20&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/245193880950227443-5757310727765336654?l=jokes-for-kids.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes-for-kids.blogspot.com/feeds/5757310727765336654/comments/default' title='ส่งความคิดเห็น'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=245193880950227443&amp;postID=5757310727765336654' title='0 ความคิดเห็น'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/245193880950227443/posts/default/5757310727765336654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/245193880950227443/posts/default/5757310727765336654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes-for-kids.blogspot.com/2008/06/awesome-knock-knock-jokes-for-kids.html' title='Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids'/><author><name>wihok</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-245193880950227443.post-7911720515027977810</id><published>2008-06-01T00:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-01T01:18:52.038-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='500 Hilarious Jokes for Kids (Signet)By Jeff Rovin'/><title type='text'>500 Hilarious Jokes for Kids (Signet)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://astore.amazon.com/jokes-for-kids-20"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21SX99PDSGL._SL210_.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://astore.amazon.com/jokes-for-kids-20"&gt;500 Hilarious Jokes for Kids (Signet)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;By Jeff Rovin&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Availability: Usually ships in 24&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://astore.amazon.com/jokes-for-kids-20"&gt;39 new or used available &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Product Details&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Published on: 1990-05-01 &lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Number of items: 1 &lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Binding: Paperback &lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;144 pages &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Editorial Reviews&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Card catalog description A collection of jokes grouped into such categories as animals, sports, computers, and worms. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Customer Reviews&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Fun Book, Great Price My 10 year old son requested a joke book for Christmas. This book was just right and the price was awesome too. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Kris the bus driver This is undoubtably the worst jokes you could find. Most children would not even understand the nuances as you have to read the text rather than tell the joke. For instance, "What is the name of the superhero who loves clam chowder? Answer: Souperman." Tell that to a child and see if they laugh! Another example, "Where is the best place to find out the exact weight of a pie? Answer: Somewhere over the rainbow . . . weigh a pie." This joke book is really bad and NOT recommended for anyone. One final example; "What goes, 'Gloom, doom, boom'? Answer: A rhyme bomb." Yuck, yuck. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Rocks This book is filled with Groaners. I like it a lot. A bit heavy on the Vampire and werewolf jokes, but you can still find some quality here. Good for kids or some classic eye rolls at a dinner party of adults.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;More : &lt;a href="http://astore.amazon.com/jokes-for-kids-20"&gt;http://astore.amazon.com/jokes-for-kids-20&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/245193880950227443-7911720515027977810?l=jokes-for-kids.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes-for-kids.blogspot.com/feeds/7911720515027977810/comments/default' title='ส่งความคิดเห็น'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=245193880950227443&amp;postID=7911720515027977810' title='0 ความคิดเห็น'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/245193880950227443/posts/default/7911720515027977810'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/245193880950227443/posts/default/7911720515027977810'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes-for-kids.blogspot.com/2008/06/500-hilarious-jokes-for-kids-signetby.html' title='500 Hilarious Jokes for Kids (Signet)'/><author><name>wihok</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
